Sadam Wears Whitey Tighties!

The tabloids have once and for all proven that whitey tighties are of the devil. Case in point, Sadam himself wears them! But hey, I would be a tyrant too if I was forced to wear the bearers of the notorious skid mark. I believe in freedom, liberty and the right to... well you know what I mean. Seriously though, I don't get the hupla about Sadam in his whites. Don't tell me Sadam has never showed a little skin. Heck, everytime I go somewhere to swim, some old guy is wearing a speedo. Many guys get paid to pose in a pair of Haines, or whatever brand he's wearing. Who knows, maybe he'll get some brownie points with the ladies. Give me a break! This whole story is just one more attempt by the media to try to smear the current Bush administration. I have two words for them, wedgie time!